SkyNet for 2016: at least SkyNet is honest.

Trump as the Republican nominee is the easiest way for the Democratic nominee to win.

Temperature hot guy here:

Not to worry, he’ll learn to enjoy the harm.

As far as I can tell she was asking me for my opinion of her outfit as a cismale.

Look at all the fucks Jesus gives...

This is entirely the fault of traditional societal gender rolls being imprinted upon children.

Hello muddah, hello faddah
Here I am at Camp Granada
Camp is very entertaining
And they say we’ll have some fun if it stops raining.

I went hiking with Joe Spivy.
He developed poison ivy.
You remember Leonard Skinner
He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.

All the counselors hate the waiters
And the lake has…

Trump as the Republican nominee is the easiest way for the Democratic nominee to win.

Turns out I inherited “hides things in books” from my maternal grandmother. She was a child of the Great Depression and for years after she died we’d find paper money stuffed one bill at a time in the thousands of books she had.

When I was 2-3 years old my mother was still doing yoga. Naturally any child that age is is a mimicking machine so I did what mommy did.

Get back to me when it’s all the craze to do yoga in a walk-in cooler.

Count me in the disgusting, pasty, white nerd category.

Remember The Maine!

He told you not to buy a uni-tasker.

The only way to make it go away is to super-saturate culture with the meme subject so everyone gets nauseated at once very quickly.

Santorum is a cruise missile aimed at Faux Neuz. He speaks words that the far right wingnuttery loves to hear and his exclusion from the debates smacks as a conspiracy worthy of several rolls of aluminum foil.

The spiraling banality of “reality” and celebrity reality shows makes this old MTV gem look like high quality writing:

I’ve used Timely for a long time because all its features are good, I just don’t appreciate their visual design. I mainly use it for the alarm management functionality.

I bought and forgot about some expensive sliced deli meat. When I found it it had a vaguely off smell and a disconcerting slimy texture. I had smelled actually spoiled meat by then and wasn’t sure what to do with it so I used a little bit of culinary anthropology (long before Good Eats).