Fucking Kinja.

Lol. Keep trying.

I’m a liberal. I’m embarrassed by other liberals. It’s a real problem.

When did the left get so goddamn lame? Well, son, I believe it all started during the ‘98 War on Christmas. Man, that was a rough one. Starbucks kicked it all off by printing cups that didn’t explicitly say JESUS IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON YOU LIBTARD SNOWFLAKES, and it just went downhill from there.

I have no doubt that if they had the power, they’d censor this show and any other old thing they find to be “normalizing hate”. Trump is unconscionable, but so is this new language geared towards censorship. They’ve shut down college lectures with that argument. Censoring us for our own good without our permission.…

Is that what they say or do they say it’s irresponsible to feature the kind of Trump supporter Roseanne herself is? The kind who tweets “Nazi salute” at massing shooting survivors. The kind who hasn’t been working class for nearly 40 years, but thinks saying things like “he talked about jobs” and “he wanted to shake…

ABC is throwing everything against the wall to see what sticks. From Roseanne where plot points involve job loss and having to scrimp on medication to Alex Inc where the writers think you need venture capital to start a podcast to bringing back American Idol. They don’t know what works or why it works so they are…

Liberals really shouldn’t care about shows that we don’t watch. Calling liberals weak ass bitches makes you seem like a little boy that’s over-compensating though.

a. XFiles Revival also got a second season

She is at the dawn of a new Gilded Age, old sport.

This makes me wish The Critic were still on the air, as it mocked Roseanne rather hilariously indeed.

I can’t wait for the episode where Democrats retake Congress, Mueller indicts every member of the Trump family, the House impeaches Trump, and Roseanne buries her head in the oven.

I for one welcome a weekly lecture on who the REAL Americans are from the woman who intentionally butchered the national anthem on the television.

What’s this “Imagination”? Was that on VH1 or something back in ‘92?

You’re welcome.

Do nerds really still need the constant coddling of stories about how special their nerdiness will make them? That someday, somehow, all the pop cultural obsessions they hold will click into place and give them the opportunity to prove their greatness?

Let this corny slice of 1980s nostalgia be your tomb for all eternity!

So basically, this movie would be better if everyone just spoke in Simpsons references.

There should be an old man who fondly recalls the ‘80s:

You’d have to be a pretty dull boy to Overlook that hint.