And every single clip of philly last night looked like a deleted scene from a Purge movie.

Being old and still having my hair is so great.  All the old women flock to me.

I can’t get NBC, CW, and PBS with said $30 dollar antenna. I tried.If TV were still analog, I probably could.

But you don’t need cable to watch the Super Bowl. $30 up front for an antennae. Done.

There’s a great documentary about the 92 US Presidential election (Bush I v. Clinton I) called “the War Room”. Famous dem political consultant James Carville describes Pennsylvania as a state made of Philadelphia on one side, Pittsburgh on the other, and Alabama in the middle.

Ha! No, me feel like part of being real New Yorker is hating ever New York sports teams. Me little bit partial to Nets, partly because me glad Brooklyn have team again, and partly because me glad Jeremy Lin back in town. But me hate Yankees on principal, because me grew up with Pirates, so watching them perpetually…

Now we have “ice hockey” and “field hockey”. What will these dang millennials come up with next, “playing in the street hockey”?

Yes, there was an episode with Tom Brady in it. Also, a more recent one with Gronkowski, who moved into their neighborhood, but wouldn’t bother to remember their names.

PA only just went red. What about all the shithead states that have been red since the 90s and further back?

I can’t endorse all of those actions, but chanting “fuck Tom Brady” is surely excusable.

you forgot “because no on outside of New England wants to see the pats in another superbowl.”

Is that guy on the right Jim Morrison’s stunt double?

Oh well. I know fuck all about American Football, but the Philadelphia Eagles is my team of choice, for various reasons, and knowing that Brady is a Trump buddy and that the Eagles were the underdogs against the Patriots (even the latter’s name is annoying) makes the Eagles’ victory even sweeter. I didn’t even know…

Did you see the Puppy Bowl? Every single one of those bitches and curs were SITTING for the national anthem! Why do they hate the troops?

Hmm, can we get a venn diagram of those who are boycotting the NFL because of the kneeling and those who are boycotting because of the concussion issues?

Ah, I see you’re using the Electronic Arts method of financial success, there.

Ron Popeil infomercials average approximately 2 billion viewers.

It’s a shame because it’s great news to read that the Philadelphia Eagles beat Brady and the rest of the Patriots. I thought that would be something most of us could celebrate.

“The Superb Owl” still makes me laugh.

The Super Bowl only got 10x the ratings of every other TV show instead of 11x. Yep, must be on its last legs.