In the age of commercial skip, not having the host actually mention their upcoming film seems like a giant hole in the system.

Funny, I rated that the most Fast-Forwardable Moment of the Week, just edging out the last minute of the ‘alien talks from his ass’ sketch with the entire gangster rap video finishing a close third.

They have so much chemistry that they can only contain it by never appearing in two-shots or saying more than 1 sentence to each other.

I thought last year’s bit with Kristen Stewart was the perfect capper.

And that’s a funny sentence whether you know that’s a movie or not.

Natalie Portman gangster-rapping will never get old for me. Ever. But I was still holding out some hope Vanessa Bayer would come back for one more Totinos spot this year. The lack of her not feeding her hungry guys was definitely felt.

“Why must this boob keep haunting me?”

A PEPPER’S GHOST IS NOT A HOLOGRAM.

With flowers. F-flowers, ma’am.

Once again, Timberlake uses Black music/artists to gain fame.

But was there anything that Prince didn’t at some point declare demonic, satanic, or just plain evil (including a lot of his own older material)?

Is that the shark that’s always trying to get in my apartment?

The fact that the game is in Minneapolis makes it more credible. They’ll try to pass it off as a tribute rather than the desecration of Prince’s memory that it actually is. Maybe the reason for leaking this is to get a sense of what public reaction will be?

That’s hilarious. Like America won’t be a barren wasteland by 2068.

Nothing says “my art and performing abilities are amazing” quite like relying on a dead guy to carry your show.

I’d throw in the Springsteen and U2 ones in there along with Prince and Petty.

JT* and the Hologram!

I amazed by his consistency in remaining the worst. Maybe he can rip off the butt of hologram Prince’s pants and get hologram Prince banned from the Super Bowl for life too.

I guess any excuse to use “Justin Timberlake”, “Super Bowl” and “Bust” in the same sentence.

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