They were performing HIS SONG

I’d rather watch the entire run of “Make 7 Up Yours” commercials.

That’s exactly it: it was CLEARLY a thing they had planned together, but when they got heat for it, HE went all “Ah geez what an accident, that woman, her clothes should have been on tighter” instead of just owning up. He weaseled out of taking any blame, because he is a weasel.

As a Giants fan I would definitely appreciate that more

They both did it together, but he threw her under the bus, and society only saw fit to punish the black woman and let the white man skate away with no real consequences.

How great would it be if he, and both teams, just stayed home.

Is there any way for him to also not bring himself?

God this place hates women so much

You always have the Puppy Bowl.

Remember when people used to counter-program halftime? They did a Beavis and Butthead and WWF ran a Rock-Foley (I think match). Why won’t someone do that now?

I’d rather watch ‘Up With People’.

Calm down. We’d be laughing at you regardless of whether we had that image or not.

I have a 4 year old Samsung that everybody thinks is a 2 year old Samsung.

Win/win.

Man, FUCK this Kinja

I enjoyed the movies, but was surprised people didn’t use the time for insider trading and securities fraud.

I’d just want to record and rebroadcast WITHOUT the express written consent of Major League Baseball.

I’m all for a Purge/Bring it On crossover.

I would like to see a Purge movie that focuses on non-murder crimes. Computer hacking to erase student debt, looting antique stores for vintage typewriters and absinthe spoons, having bonfires on the beach… I assume everyone wants to do these things as much as I do. Okay, maybe a YouTube series.

Given what’s coming out in The Baltimore Police Corruption Case, it’s de facto legal for cops to kill black people in most cities.

When Celebrity Big Brother is a better alternative to the State of the Union address and the Super Bowl....you know the End of Times are near.