It’s a bland song, but not the worst. I actually really like Vince Guaraldi version.

Its like they took the long ass format of a typical Springsteen concert and applied it to a Christmas song. Great if you’re a fan—for the rest of us humans, its pretty much torture.

Well Kilimanjaro has a year round snow cap (though that may not be true for very much longer) so the line is wrong anyway.

I got as far as the first Pa-rum-. Gah, is that horrid.

I hate that Mariah Carey version. She tremendously overrated.

My local radio station thinks “Hallelujah” is a Christmas song. I am not referring to the Handel chorus.

“And there won’t be snow in Africa this Christmastime” is a line that impresses me for managing to be so stupid in so many ways. So much stupid, compressed into so few words. It’s breathtaking.

I’ll submit the Waitresses ‘Christmas Wrapping’. Factual evidence of why 99.99999999% of white people should not rap, or even try to call what they do when they try to rap rapping.

I fucking HATE that song. Bruce ‘sings’ it like he’s trying to pass a very hard and viciously impacted shit. So just like every other song he ‘sings’.

Also, it is repetitive as fuck. It’s like Ravel’s <em>Bolero</em>, except there isn’t a movie where Bo Derek announces that she likes to fuck to <em>The Little Drummer Boy</em>.

It actually isn’t a rape song. Maybe it was then considered a sly retort from the woman in the song. “What’s in this drink?” was a common idiom of the period used to rebuke social expectations by blaming one’s actions on the influence of alcohol.^{[4][5]”-Wiki}

Um, Chuck Berry’s only number one hit was My Ding-a-Ling.

Mariah Carey’s “all I want for christmas is you” actually makes me want to murder people, like it starts playing and I just go into a white hot seething rage in which all I can see is red. It doesn’t help that when I worked retail during the holidays one year the radio station must have played it roughly 600 times…

The Beatles are my heroes. And there’s no Christmas song - not a single one - that’s worse than McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime.” It sounds like he wrote it while he was brushing his teeth in the morning.

Marshmallow World is great. And Run, Run Rudolph is great because that’s the case with every single famous Chuck Berry song.

Oh, yeah, forgot to mention, “Never read the youtube comments.” There will never be a more wretched hive of scum and trollery.

I love the Eartha Kitt version, and loathe and despise the Madonna one.

Did you patiently explain how you were having a bad night and how much you fucking hate The Eagles?

Not sure why anybody would bother with that song after the Jackson Five. That’s the definitive “Santa Claus is Coming to Town.”

First of all, I like The Little Drummer Boy.