Great words from Silverman.

“Can you love someone who did bad things?”

A man walks into a bar, and sits down. He starts a conversation with an old guy next to him. The old guy has obviously had a few. He says to the man:

“No. If a person is imperfect, you must disavow them and everything they’ve ever touched.”—half of the internet

I really appreciate Sarah Silverman and how she’s attempting to take nuanced examinations of things. People are complex and often contradictory in their actions. And I appreciate her airing her thought process out loud.

The police report indicates that she was ok with being with Stallone but not DeLuca. But Stallone brought DeLuca in so idk?

My roommate and I have a stupid idea for a sequel to Over the Top called Under the Bar, where Stallone’s character has to win a limbo competition.

You know who didn’t sexually assault a teen in the 80's?

Still watching Rocky. Still have five songs from Rocky IV soundtrack on my running playlist.

But, I don’t care if Ray Liotta or Andy Garcia suddenly shows up to play Stallone’s role in Guardians 3.

OK, OK, can we get a good story for every one of these shit stories, from now on? I am gonna become an alcoholic or severely depressed here pretty quick. These daily announcements are entirely too much. I mean, what was the last piece of actually good news that was widely reported? I seriously can’t remember.

Fun fact-a lot of inks are made from petroleum and contain microscopic fossils. So, the ink would come out at maybe 500,000,000 years old.

“When your chosen candidate has disastrous news come out about them the responsible thing to do in a democracy is cancel the election until everyone has been distracted from it by something else, which you can make up.”

LEGO Star Wars: The Force Awakens was the best Star Wars game in years.

When your chosen candidate has disastrous news come out about them the responsible thing to do in a democracy is cancel the election until such a time as a suitable candidate can be found.

Since Hannity is so convinced that waterboarding isn’t torture, maybe he should have killed two birds with one stone by waterboarding Moore on air while questioning him about the allegations.

Terrible for the consumer, lucrative for the publisher.

Seriously, it’s Star Wars. Owned by Disney. Published by EA. You fuckers have enough money already.

This game needs to interface with the Nintendo Power Glove so that you can control Yoda, Frank Oz-style.

I’ll just stick with the original Battlefront II.