It’ll probably be a bed in a Russian brothel.

He will mention the Electoral College on his deathbed (the bed that deaths). 

George W is the biggest brain in Mensa compared to Trump.

It’s strange, but Trevor Noah always comes across as more intelligent and reflective in interviews than he does on The Daily Show. It’s almost as if he’d be more effective as a serious political commentator than as a comedian.

Great words from Noah. And credit to him for trying to reach out to that apparently dwindling constituency of people in the middle of the political spectrum. Despite increasing evidence of the contrary, I always like to have faith that they exist and that they are worth trying to convince and reason with, and props…

If reality itself can’t, they got no chance.

Don’t Trust the B was either the same season or one season removed from the premiere of GCB/Good Christian Belles, which was actually conceived as Good Christian Bitches. In the midst of ABC’s terrible-title onslaught, it was a bizarre duo of cases where ABC developed around a self-consciously edgy title that they…

Maybe a sitcom about hilariously inept studio marketing execs?

ABC really has that problem. Someone there is just in love with awful titles. I like to recommend Better off Ted and Don’t Trust the B in Apt. 23 to people, but the titles are just embarrassingly bad.

I love how the ads seem to suggest that Mila Kunis engineered a corporate takeover of Jim Beam and is now personally involved in brewing its whiskey. How does she find the time??

I see the irony but at some point there’s no way around it. I try not to eat at fast food chains but sometimes you’re running late and gotta eat and McDonalds is right on the way to work. Don’t judge me, I’m weak...

I have a feeling that a lot of Mike Pence diehard supporters don’t drink at all, since Mother won’t let them

I didn’t know Alanis Morissette had a Kinja account.

...profit.

Seeing “transubstantiation” meaningfully referenced is the sort of thing I come to the AV Club boards for.

LOL. And us ‘libs’ continue to give our cash to these tax-dodging employee-exploiting multinational corporations, instead of supporting small businesses.

“My family has been drinking Jim Bean for many decades. “

Mike Pence has supporters? I thought he was just kind of... there. Like an evil little fundamentalist sock puppet with the Koch brothers’ hands up his @ss.

Roem and Carter really represent the way forward for the Democratic party both in state races and on the national level.