I was stymied why it wasn’t Hammond in the first place. That’s terrible!

If you’re saying that Fred Armisen did a better Obama than Jay Pharoah, you’re right, nobody is going to agree with you.

No-one seems to capture Trump properly. They all over-do rough aggression, and miss the needy, whining campness. That said, I can’t stand to listen to him in real life and impressions give me the same sick feeling.

You’d think Hammond’s past struggles would signal that this would be difficult for him.

Getty notes that digitally removing a blemish is still allowed because that’s “outside the scope of this new law,”

“Press A to throw firecracker before it blows up your hand.”

It wasn’t the Kinjafication?!?!?

“Your running back is out for the season as he’s being indicted for domestic abuse charges.”

Yeah I’d agree those three are all pretty close though. It’s the mental part of playing goalie that puts it over the top for me. QB’s can prepare for the mental part of their job, hockey goalies have no way of anticipating anything coming at them until it does (or shortly before).

“The crowd has boo’ed you, your players’ stats will be drained slightly to start the first two drives.”

Hockey Goaltender.

“Press X to protest America’s societal injustices and police misconduct.”

Stay classy, bro!

Makes you think.

Hef would probably have had to pass away at the height of his fame, in the late sixties. By the 70s, he was already getting left in the dust by <i>Hustler</i> magazine on the one hand and the growing women’s movement on the other.

Attic Playboys from the ‘50's? Nah. Could I interest you in a 1982 sock-drawer Penthouse?

But they are white which is all he cares about.

I’m struggling to understand why this is interesting in any way

Accurate, insofar as the people he wants to hurt he doesn’t consider human.

He’s a joker