Feminist critique has really struggled to reconcile femininity with female empowerment. Because subverting gender roles is seen as bold and strong, people tend to see any adherence to them as weakness (sometimes without realizing it, it seems like). That’s why in general discourse Arya Stark is “strong” and Sansa…

It sounds like a hack joke, but I swear whenever I see an article about this movie, my brain plays the same Abbot and Costello trick. “WHAT’S on track!?”

From Producer Eminem and the director of the Thong Song “8 Mile 2: The College Years”. 

Cage already did a 9/11 movie. He probably just didn’t want to get typecast as the 9/11 guy.

Ally McBeal somehow voiced what we were afraid to say out loud. We were ambitious, professional women, of course we were. But did we meet the person we were supposed to marry in college and just forget?

I remember the show specifically as a kind of lurid Weight-Loss Olympics. I don’t know if anyone was struggling with actual anorexia, but after a certain point you could see the actresses vying for the “Thinnest” Award. A ghastly, weekly subplot, made all the more electrifying for remaining entirely unacknowledged, a…

It’s almost like 9/11 is a character in the movie.

“Allegedly.” We’re still waiting for Trump to release all that Area 51 info as promised. If my sources are correct, we will discover that the 9/11 “victims” have been there for 16 years, enjoying an extended spa-like vacation as honored guests of the CIA, PNAC, Exxon-Mobil, and the Illuminati.

I thought that was Rudy Giuliani’s 2008 Presidential run.

Hey, when your name gets drawn out of the Hot Take Hat, you do your duty.

Well... was there?

Fun fact: Seth MacFarlane also missed that flight out of Boston, so your alternate reality movie should definitely include them realizing they have to save the plane so they could make a couple of teddy bear movies in a decade or so

See, 9/11 is a metaphor for their relationship: hot chicks can’t melt steel nuptials.

And at least 3 careers, by the looks of things

Funhouse! “Get yerself a hot dawg!”

“why we should care about Andrew W.K.”

In the year 2000, Calista Flockhart will go on national TV and eat a steak to prove she’s not anorexic. However, she’ll forget to bring a steak knife and have to use her elbow.

I sure hope they squeeze her into more episodes of Supergirl this year.

Freeport, Illinois? Home of my favorite team mascots the Freeport Pretzels? (I have a friend from there)