While I’m sure execs aren’t saying, “Hey, let’s make a bad movie,” they are deliberately making movies which are pretty bad. So, yes, they are deliberately making bad movies.

They set out to make safe movies. They looked at what worked in the past and tried to do the exact same thing, like a kid printing money on an inkjet printer and hoping to buy candy. And it’s worked for them for a while. But considering the price of going to the theater, you can’t blame people for looking at RT before…

More spin-offs and sequels. Who the fuck cares anymore.

The flops sucked. Maybe you should make better movies, instead of blaming people for telling the world how many of your movies sucked?

In a much happier universe, failed presidential candidate Donald Trump joins the cast to help raise awareness of his shitty steaks or something.

I know Anthony Scaramucci would never say yes to this, but I can dream.

Sanders: punk as shit

Everything is about Doop. The Bible, The Godfather, Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, everything. It may not be perceptible on the surface level, but Doop is present in all things and all things are guided by Doop.

I guess it shows how long I’ve been out of comics that I don’t remember Deadpool having anything to do with X-Force.

Cabin in the Woods was straight up genius. I’d forgotten he did the first season of Daredevil - no wonder the second season rubbed me the wrong way.

I don’t many people would replay the beginning (ideally the first boss fight would be fucking annoying?), but the real pleasure in this idea for me would be watching racists throw hissy fits on how they don’t get to choose their race months before the game even comes out.

We live in a wonderful age where anyone can pick up an extra penis or vagina on Amazon.com so that statement is for once mostly true and technically not problematic at all.

I think this is great, but then I also long for a game where your character’s features are completely randomized, and you don’t find out what you look like until like a half hour in.

What about his long support for the NRA?

You know, if you guys would quit buying fancy-pants cell phones you could afford health insurance!

You don’t have to buy one. Just sayin’

These spoken-word artists think they know everything.

The Last Pun Thread, sadly unfinished.

Liar.

If the moon were made out of cheese, would you eat it?