Ice Cube? But he’s crazy as fuck!

I see what you did there.

And that’s a bad thing?

PUT DA COOKIE DOWN! NAO!

What! Is! It!

Yes, but avocados, man, especially on toast.

You should have asked him the same thing about Obama.

Mitch McConnell?

No no no, *don’t* hate the playa, hate the game.

Also, Spanish.

Oh, it jumped shark years ago. It’s just jumping it again.

Yeah. Those two popped up last night and I completely forget why.

Well it not like CSM was a hero in the first place, you know.

Well it’s not like CSM was a hero in the first place, you know.

Two things.

Two awful tastes that taste awful together!

Something that happened in England centuries ago I think?

That.

No, but it will probably involve Timbaland.

So he’s either 1) pulling a Madonna-circa-”Music”, or 2) jumping into what I hear is the only genre whose fanbase is still buying albums.