“she’s ‘genuinely happy’ to have Depp in the movie.”

Ha, peaceful...

Because they don’t really care for music, do they?

“Poo-tee-weeeeeeet?”

Dyson? Dyson?! WE GOT DYSON HERE!

Dyson? Dyson?! WE GOT DYSON HERE!

Speaking of 2002, I remember being awed when Sarah Hughes came out of nowhere to win Gold, then largely disappeared.

For the entirety of that sketch I was thinking of Lori Beth Dinberg’s Complaint Department character on “All That.”

“New shit has come to light, man!”

Pork chop sandwiches!

Personally, I wish they didn’t have *anybody* specific on the cover. This is about celebrities and non-celebrities alike.

The first piece of legitimately good news I’ve heard in a long time.

My dad subscribes to both that and The Nation...

“people born between 1977 and 1997"

So they’re banning Russia itself, not it’s athletes. Hmm...

Simple. Just listen to Weird Al Yankovic’s “Headline News”

Yes, but who’s the songwriter(s) on that piece of trash?

Somewhere...

Bye Felicia?

Taco... Kitten... This tape...

We tried...