I swear, if this game has voice acting...

“Woebegone”

Oh fuck.

Duh.

He doesn’t want to die.

Who could it be, from the comics?

Well he’s already a stoner, so that’s a start I guess.

Really? You’re doing this, new AV Club?

I would love to see a string of Kimmel shows hosted from whatever theater in the state will have him, but I doubt it can be arranged on such short notice.

And hopefully Congress will reject his ass.

No, that’s Colbert.

Janet!

Have watched the Arrowverse shows. Can confirm.

Not Russell’s younger brother, Joseph “Run” Simmons of Run-DMC?

🎵Most folk will never write a book

Rod Sterling.

Yay, no more auto-playing videos!

Whatever drugs you’re on, I want some.

...and ignore the other window where you’ll hear people screaming “I’m mad as hell and I’m not gonna take it anymore!”