I came here to make a “you’re trying to seduce me” joke, but after reading the article I’m not sure that I can...

Ned.

No, please no.

Number of fucks I give about him: still 0

I thought phones couldn’t do Flash.

And castles made of sand

“...most mainstream sorts of rock & rap are still very tough to square with aging, or with the perspectives that age brings.”

Well that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

To answer your question: Classic Final Fantasy series, killing undead enemies in 1 turn by using a Phoenix Down.

Oh my god that’s heartbreaking.

“That face when you realize you’re going to lead the resistance in real life.”

Agreed.

“Every one of her issues was self-inflicted”

Chance was musical guest just last year.

So Chance was a musical guest last year and now he’s hosting?

Trump probably likes “fake” women who have had work done more.

Trump didn’t release them. Congress authorized this release in 1992.

Are you surprised?

Wasn’t it *designed* as a patriotic anthem?

The Hammer was legendary enough for me.