No, Jeff Goldblum.

The Kinjapocalypse

Ah, I stand corrected.

Totally cool.

Get outta here, Christopher Walken!

So. I've. Been. Told.

…wait, Phil Collins and Peter Gabriel were on speaking terms in 1979/1980??

Just don't look!
Just don't look!

Why did it have to be snakes…?

YouTube tutorials are the worst offenders.

Dust. Wind. Dude.

Dig a Pony.

And then it extends 4 feet underground…

Well there's her escapades on the rooftop, but also the sisters together listening to records over the phone with the boys.

Set to dra-i-a-i-ain

I think it's a statement on that kind of guy that peaked in high-school and was all downhill from there.
Also: the fact that he still remembers Lux after all these years.

I don't think so.

So it's a Chrome extension, but I browse on mobile…

Because Shredder promised to dine on them, and he was evil. Simple as that.

GARBAGE
DAY