Tessa Fowler.

Rule 35: if porn does not exist of it, you must make it.

AVoCADo

There was a Tumblr account that would caption generic porn GIFs with made-up incest-related things and it was kind of hilarious.

But do you know how to use them?

Wow, I haven't listened to the radio for over 10 years..

Well, all the more for me then.

I was thinking: most of the AV Club memes I know were "here when I got here" a few years ago.
What are some "ancient" AV Club memes?

No, Elvis Presley was the King.

Now I'm feeling sad that Cronkite used to represent "middle America" and how far we've fallen.

Well I didn't vote for you!

It's a Kinja link!!
BURN IT!

Huh? What did she say?

My mom is a "chill hippie" and my whole extended family is pretty liberal too.
One perk of having a family that escaped the Holocaust, I guess.

Nothing is reasonable anymore.

This is like the polar opposite of that. Big-budget action as opposed to Oscar-bait drama.

I miss "In a world…"

That's what late-night shows are for.

Then how old is the baby from the "dancing baby" GIF?

They weren't until Putin began his power grab…