Unfortunately the minute-plus loading times dampened my enthusiasm for it and I never completed it.

Which one has Steve Harvey again?

No, Dana Carvey playing drums.

That was cool.
- Chris Farley

Long story short: my company got bought out some months ago and now my work life is eating me alive. But I can't abandon my immediate coworkers that rely on me.
—at least not yet.

That's a Family Guy cutaway waiting to happen…

Wait, this is a reality show?
Fuck that shit.

But that's totally
Feather-plucking in-sane!

The only time I've seen them live is on SNL and I would have to agree.

But will they change my life?

Wow Wow
https://youtu.be/CPhXKak_bHw

Those were the days, my friend
We thought they'd never end…

With those crazy-eyes?

Later, The Perks of Being a Wallflower would touch upon it, but the protagonist is a HS freshmen.

I wasn't talking about the book… ;)

Ew.

If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars!

A-ah-a-ah-a! You sank my Jengaship!

…women inherit the Earth?

A-a…
And then along came Jones!