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"I didn't see anybody laughing, DID YOU?"

I was left with so many other (negative) emotions after watching the 3rd Austin Powers film that that didn't even occur to me.

Put his son in instead.

Well us liberals have been winning the general-comedy war for decades. Let them have this one (moronic) thing.

Sorry, the "Gluben-Gleeben-Glabben-Globen-for-10-minutes" article was last week.

I gotcha middle digit right here!

Ew.

I hear the Nintendo Switch has actually been doing pretty well.

Watch John Oliver.

They know what they did?

This week, in We Shouldn't Have To Explain This Shit…

So Leslie Jones = Zoidberg.

You know who else made the trains run on time? Mussolini.

Um… you might wanna rephrase that last sentence.

Is it safe to say you went nowhere?
Nobody helped you?

Being just too young to be prime-Millennial, I remember my friend playing me their previous album, which was a bunch of ska-infused pop-punk—and "Walking on the Sun". It wasn't half bad!
—Though I wouldn't call them my favorite band. That would have been the Presidents of the United States of America at the time.

It was played. To. Death in 1999. Though I liked (not loved) it at the time, I still can't hear it now without cringing.

I was there from the beginning, when it was on the Mystery Men soundtrack and the lead single off their album Astro Lounge.
Looking back now… I'd say you're half right. The infrastructure wasn't quite there yet, but I guess it was inevitable.

Oh, they know they're wrong and they don't care.