I am Error.

Also: the Button.

Well that goes without saying.

Exhibit A: "There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's" [ree-sayz]

Big pieces
Little pieces
Masterpieces
Reese's Pieces

I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU

"I understood that reference!"

At least she's not as insane as Ted Nugent. Or even Syd Barret.

If 90s-hip-hop heads ruled the world
(imagine that!)

Nope, there's nobody here by that name.

More like not legit enough.

Mmmm, the Land of Covfefe…

[hands rain an Oscar]

#notmyspeciallittleguy

If I said you had a beautiful covfefe, would you hold it against me?

Boron?

Like I have anything in conmon with that [insert long string of negative adjectives describing 45 here] motherfucker.

…not counting schadenfreude.

No covfefe , no covfefe. You're the covfefe!

Because, being president, that shit literally cannot be deleted & must be preserved for posterity.