Because, being President, it's literally against the law to.

This just seemes to me like another non-funny forced meme.

Toughen up.

The ends justified their means…

"Audible.com… Oh who am I kidding? Only libtards read books!"

"Lonestaaar!"

"To get rid of old merchandise, Donald Trump is now selling his own box subscription service for 69 dollars a month. This being the only time you'll ever hear "box-grabbing" and "69" in the same sentence.

The director & composers of La La Land are not the heroes we deserve, but apparently the heroes we need.

Even Rocky had a montaaaaawwwwwge!

But a whole musical based on one non-concept album?

The best-film-countdowns article is that-a-way, man!

No, that's Mojo Nixon, the self-proclaimed "anti-Morrissey"

That's not a knife, etc. etc.

The Neverhood reference?

For people who haven't seen the episode, I'd like to see how long it is before somebody gets the joke.

Take off every zig!

Whatever.

Even after so long in the business.

…For something completely different?

I understood that reference!