OK, so more while I’m on a roll:

Here’s some “don’t”s from my most nightmare set of messages:

I read that as potato not photo.

I have, for a little while now, visualized a particular scene. It’s not from a movie, but more an idea. I think that it was mostly influenced by “The Wolverine”, because I always imagine it as a katana wielding maniac mowing down waves of ninjas. Or maybe that was just the vague memories of some fervid fever dream,…

People rightly give Nintendo shit for its online service, but PSN is only marginally better. Frankly if Friend Codes are the price to pay for not having shit like this, maybe we’d be better off.

Thank you! I read that story as a child but couldn’t remember the name or the author. It’s great to find it again.

I love that story so much.

“There’s a last time for everything”, from the same story, is one of my favorites.

I liked that, so I invested a bit of work.

“I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.” 

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

You win the internet for today.

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

All of this Optimus Primal support makes me so proud.

MUNKY > TRUKK

Absolutely! He should maybe set up a private email server, too!

Let me tell you something. We are not winning against the bugs anymore. They are not sending their best, they are sending their asteroids. It’s time we build a space shield. A great, impenetrable, powerful, beautiful, Terran space shield. Believe me. Tremendous.

meh. could use more gold and maybe a golf course or two.

Anyway, we know where this is going: Someone is going to have to lure Donald Trump out of Trump Tower with a six-foot portrait of himself and force him to be president.

I hate when these people start rioting and destroying their own neighborhoods...