Don’t try to defend yourself - there’s no longer a defense available once an opinion has been put forth. Sloshy has made up his mind about you and his judgement overrides whatever facts you care to lay out. Don’t you know that under the new “truth” rules the first opinion expressed is the truth and all other facts are…

This is British comedy. Urban Myths seems to be celebrity satire in the same vain as Rock Profile or Star Stories, maybe even Spitting Image. It’s something we do. Is satire insulting? Sometimes it is, sometimes it isn’t. Sometimes your view on whether it is or not can depend on who you are. I happened to read a story…

Is the point of your article to point out that white people should not play black people? Is it ok for black people to play white people? Better yet is it ok for you to write a whole article about someone’s legacy and leave out the part where he is a child molesting monster? Omittion for editorial sake? You can…

So we’re not going to include the pedophilia concerns when recapping his legacy... is that a no no subject here?

And about as much for marketing is the rule of thumb, sooooo......

Dollar Bill FTW!

1..2...5.... MIllion? With an “M” million????

“F = μN”

Looks like one of those wax gorillas you get from the vending machine at the Zoo - on a really hot day.

My gallbladder doesn’t say anything - it’s been long gone for years.

It’s not an extra finger, it’s the skin on the edge of the hand that is folded because of the awkward position of the hand. It’s an unfortunate crop, though, because an untrained eye might mistake that portion as an extra finger.

It’s just a flesh fold, you click-baiting monster.

At first I was wondering what the numbers were for... then I realised you thought palm flesh was a finger and I pitied you instead. The clue is in the lack of an extra knuckle.

Kinda miffed they gave Ganke to Peter

Aww, I made this same joke, but I’m stuck in the grays. :c

“This was a triumph. I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.”

Well at least it’s not threatening to rape you. Baby it’s cold outside.

This was a triumph. I’m making a note here: huge success. It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.