Here, take a pick: http://www.youswear.com/index.asp?word…

Meh, I am an Army guy.

Can I get a HOORAH?

Soldiers usually train with a Hand Practice grenade first: it is reusable and has a small explosive inside, like a cheap fire cracker you get for 4th of July. Once you throw a few training grenades you try the real thing, but you are scared as hell, and some will fumble the throw.

Why? Why? WHY???

Tirebuyer doesn't deliver to APO.

Porsche Panamera and Honda Accord Crosstour too.

More dogs taking a poo:

The only manual cars I park in gear are Saabs because of the reverse lock out, and that's it. And being a Saab driver for years it is now muscle memory to put the key in the ignition and get the car out of reverse. The clutch lock out is a stupid American safety feature.

I have , at one time or another, sometimes concurrently, fit in five out of ten of these. Yikes!

Nobody gets 'em. Nobody understands the appeal, until they drive one. Then they are immediately part of the fold and talk about their 9-5 and compare it to the 850 Monte Carlo because they're distant cousins. They also only take their car to [insert the only Saab shop in the region, with a couple acres worth of shells…

I'd rock that in a heartbeat.

I learned to drive on a 1985 Fiat 147 S in Brazil. Ours had the alcohol-powered 1.3 engine that had almost 60 horsepower, which made the car quite quick. It also had two options: 5 speed box (instead of standard 4 speed), and a heater (not needed for most of Brazil). It was bright red, which of course we referred to…

I wear a US flag on my Army uniform everyday, and it gets dirty from time to time...

What a cute couple.

Պտուտակային Ստալինը եւ ձին, նա հեծած վրա

But it is so beautiful it gets forgiven.

Г-н Путин может сосать мой большой жирный советскую член

Голосовать Советский медведь для Верховного императора Вселенной!

That's for sure. Imagine the A-10 in a mean dark paint like US Army helos... even more scary!