There was a beautiful 30ish blonde woman in my neighborhood. She drove a Jag E-type convertible, light metallic blue with tan top. As a teenager, well, you can imagine the things I imagined.

Detoxify my scalp, are you kidding me? It’s time to detoxify this site from unscientific bullshit.

Detoxify my scalp, are you kidding me? It’s time to detoxify this site from unscientific bullshit.

Srsly. I don’t ever want to fucking see the word “detox” unless it’s related to someone in treatment for alcohol or drug abuse.

Srsly. I don’t ever want to fucking see the word “detox” unless it’s related to someone in treatment for alcohol or…

there are no fricking toxins on your head

there are no fricking toxins on your head

I loved my V8 WJ, if it weren’t for the cracked piston, I would have kept it. It was world’s better than our 98 ZJ for off-roading and comfort as well. If you were lucky with an HO 4.7, that’s the best..

Obvious but necessary. 

This guy!

I think it’s a broader FCA thing they’re doing, at least now. Jeep may have been the early pilot program, but I rented a car for work earlier this year, a 2020 Charger, with the capless system.

You can smell the douchenozzle from here.

i dunno what i hate more... that face he’s pulling, or the fact that he’s making that gesture to such a nondescript car. BOY GET A LOAD OF THIS GREY OVAL

“Hey guys! It’s ya boi InsufferablePlotz comin’ atcha through the maaaaaagic of tha intarwebs!!!
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What a great idea.

While I am not a fan of the front, the rear is a bigger mess as they tried to force the Camaro/C7 taillight treatment where it didn’t below. The biggest problem is that the front and rear are different messes.

Corollavirus.

I haven’t been out of the house in 2 weeks but after that lashing I feel like I should still apologize for something. I’m sorry, Kristen.

Ha! That’s a funny comment. The Land Rover staff all had light grey shirts, and the two test pilots you see running down the hill with them in that shot (Henry and, I think, Matt Prior) just happened to be wearing similarly colored shirts that day. The guy in the dark blue is Charlie Mayhew from Tusk.

Andrew, can you answer a question I had? In the scene where everyone was running down the dune, why are so many people dressed in the exact same outfit? Was there a uniform or something or do automotive journalists all subscribe to similar styles (Jalopnik is so special, I’d expect you to not adhere)??

I don’t even love the look of the vehicle (mainly the front end), but man, I’ve been going back to that video so much. The videography is on the level of the high budget shows (Top Gear, Grand Tour, etc...). Top marks all around.

So Ford thought they were fixing a problem with this new tech