I’d also accept “hydrocarbon distribution engineer”.

They prefer "fuel dispensing technicians" now, "attendant" is outdated and offensive.

Kraft Gas? Can I get it in Extra Sharp? How about what octane is Mac n Cheese? Does 99.octane have Real Mayonnaise? Will Thousand Island, Ranch, or Chunky Blue Cheese be good for valves and catalytic converters. I think Cheez Whiz would clog carburetors. I want answers! 

So I was driving cross country and I stopped at a rural station somewhere in the middle of nowhere with a pump that looked like it hadn’t been changed since the Clinton administration. The gas pump kept cutting off after a quarter gallon. After a gallon, I decided to go inside and tell the attendant about it. She…

My wrangler does this at some stations. Always the same stations, reliably. Two attendants (oh, New Jersey) at different stations have told me this is common with JKs and they both had the same fix. They turn the whole handle/nozzle upside down and balance it with the hose sticking up in the air. Works perfectly every…

Well no wonder it’s shutting off. You got yourself a cheese clog there buddy.

Everything is Illegal in the PRC

Oh cool. A Corvair.

david needs help. 

Just a picture to remind everyone that BMW used to make beautiful automobiles.

I think, in a few years, we’ll found out that years of inhaling rust might as well be the same as mercury poisoning 

“The front end looks nice...”

I <3 this comment.

Fucking DON’T. Or do, I don’t care. They are the most uncomfortable pieces of military construction equipment I’ve been in, of which I have been in many. They will never be 100% fixed. There will ALWAYS be something wrong with them. They are under-powered, and don’t do anything well.

MINI Coopers look solid on steelies...

The new Defender is available and looks best with the steelies:

I am grateful that my parents chose the 97 Grand Cherokee over the 97 Bravada.  It was the only other vehicle in the running.  The Grand Cherokee lasted them 20 years, if the underside hadn't rusted out they'd still be driving it.

Didnt they go back to a mechanical shifter in ~2016? It was still electronic, but it had shift gates so people wouldn’t run themselves over.

Had I not looked at the author, I would’ve legit thought someone stole one of David’s Jeeps.

Any animal can fly with enough wings.