Love the paint color, not a fan of interiors so closely matching the exterior though.  Like you and your taillight complaint, this interior would not fly.  Black or a dark brown would be amazing with this red.

I am death on drunk drivers, but the cops not only didn’t see him driving they didn’t find him in a car? How can they make a case for anything other than public intoxication?

So, not driving on said roads, thereby not giving consent, by default. Sure, it was reported that he was allegedly driving around, prior to the police coming in contact with him. Remind me why that first portion of the article is relevant?  Just because it's a strange law?

The presence of Chuck Norris ruined all my negatives....  Despite my using a digital camera.

I put snow tires on a Hayabusa and successfully hill-climbed a volcano from the inside.*

Here, this might help-  /s

Last I checked it’s June in CO, and while I will concede they can get fluke snow storms around this time of year, it rarely sticks. Plus the article points out they had just received rain, making the field muddy.

I love how the other guy just looks around, sets down his bag, then motions for his buddy to stop fucking around and get out of the pond.

Meanwhile in South Texas Google likes more expensive prey

I would like to acknowledge the genius of this header GIF.

go home google maps, you’re high!

Damn, son. Those aren’t feet - they’re flippers.

Is your model number IDGAF? 

Because they fit well and consistently, and once you have a model number, you can just order replacements online with confidence they will fit?

Rear trunk space, to be sure.

$200k to spend and you’re asking for advice? He doesn’t have a pretty solid opinion of what he wants, or does he simply want to tell someone he has $200k to blow to gloat? 

It was a close race at times but the Camaro lost for sure when they stopped making it for a few years. Effectively,lifting your foot of the throttle in a street race when you know your opponent beat you.

I don't believe the US has approved the use of lasers in headlamps here. You Europeans are ahead of us on that front. Sounds cool though.

Pretty sure the headlights are just LED, even though it says Laser....I believe that's marketing hype.