Used 335/340 GTs are dirt cheap because they are ugly.

If 340 wagon comes to US, might be able to snag it in 3 years for around $30-35K.

“de-skeeterization”

I like the bug zapper article on the bottom right.

Typical dumb lazy comment.

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

This just in: Driving your car over curbs can damage the suspension.

CARGO SHORTS NEVER LEFT!!

Let me drop a little lawyer on you

First things First. Bravo to you and may your day be filled with stars!

I was thinking of the court scenes from “My Cousin Vinny!”

Feels like I just watched a scene from Bull.

Let me drop a little lawyer on you:

Q: You’re 70 now?

A: That’s correct

Q: So, we’re to believe you’re a gentle-driving retiree, is that it?

A: Why, yes, sonny, that’s right.

Maybe if we're lucky we won't have to, Tom Cruise will do it!

Will you send Justin Bieber back to Canada?

This is a Spoiler

This is a Wing

A spoiler spoils lift by deflecting the entire flow. A wing generates lift, usually downward for cars, via an angled and/or airfoil plate.

I can’t help but wonder what the lifespan of the rings is going to be with the turbo. Minutes or hours of runtime?

But why?