>Uses 50 miles of range, which is just 10% of the battery

Or he could have spent nothing and kept his stock springs.

There once was an idiot from Limerick,

Anyone else really bugged by the air slit between the grille and the hood? Ala LFA?

the real crime is “base”

Talk all you want, just don’t sample my food first.

Does this apply to Uber Eats as well? Because I don’t like the idea of some stranger talking to my Doritos Locos tacos before I do.

I mean, I’m pretty sure that’s how a limo service can work, if you request it.

ACR is going to kick the shit out of you for saying that.

Personally, I’m undecided.

David’s been rustitutionalized.

can you cut the end of one Alfa off, as in remove the last “a”, and weld it to another Alfa to get an Alfalfa? cuz then you might be able to get the mulch in it.....wait, I’m gonna need a big hinge...

Tow an ill-advised vehicular purchase back with you.

What I really want to know is can you stop by the Home Depot and pick up some stuff for me? 2 pallets of mulch won’t fit in my Alfa.

Any discipline they may have received has been kept under wraps, although the investigating officer recommended “non-punitive letters of instruction.”

I think that was the first 8 steps actually.

Pretty sure the actual first step to this creation was to drink copious amounts of vodka...

Wouldn’t it simply make more sense to set the nose of the plane down on top of the civic?

Floor it fast enough and the plank will fly out from underneath.