pyroholtz
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Or how will we know to make a mad-dash to get the trash out when it’s garbage day?

Oh yeah, it has an LSD.

Also the fact that it’s a generic 80s american sedan with a longitudinal engine means it is probably rwd.

Gotta buy a Hummer H1 for that.

Every car I’ve ever owned has this feature. If you want to stop faster- press the pedal harder.

So trains are restored and have chem-trail producers installed?

If you don't want to see cars, get outside the city, it's pretty amazing.

But that language is sufficiently vague enough to be unenforceable. What’s “moderately severe body damage”?

If you like cars, don’t live in an HOA.

great idea - see the world without 3500 lbs+ hunks of metal moving quickly, possibly at you

Not enough Duct Tape. 

Something about the proportions on that led photo just don’t seem right....but I can’t fully put my finger on it.

No no no, this isn’t how you do a reveal. You need to stretch it out for years and years.

This seems like an episode of the Simpsons meets Red Green show.

I bitch slapped a salesman for suggesting I test drive a Liberty.

It will be VERY tough for me to buy a cheap 4x4 that isn’t a cheap. This is true. Especially since this is kinda the area where a Jeep makes a lot of sense.

YES YES YES YES YES. This is one of my favorite stories in all of motorsport history. I’ve been waiting for a movie like this. I sure hope they do it well.

You know you’re ruined when you look at a Jeep Liberty and say “yes, that is a step up from what I’m driving right now.”