Blazing Saddles is the funniest movie of all time, empirically speaking. FACT. Indisputable.

The lack of transition from paragraph 1 to 2 made this post super-creepy.

How about Düher?

No - it’s not. Your eye is totally gay now bro. You have to wear an eye-patch over the semen infected eye or else it will lead you to blow McNeese after the next case race.

I love how the screengrab shows the anchor gently cupping Deez Nuts.

Grew up hunting. Family ranch in south Texas, one of the first to actively manage whitetail deer as a herd starting in the 70s (thousands of pounds of formula-specific deer feed per week, curated oat fields, segregated populations, quota kills). The purpose of all of this was to engineer more bucks having bigger and…

Weird; I quit the video at the 30 second mark because I found them so instantly irritating.

Also, instead of “cancerous”, the preferred term is now “cell-division-enhancing”.

Warcraft is sort of anti-Tolkien. Very stylized. It’s more influnced by stuff like Warhammer Fantasy, pulp magazines, and comic books.

Random Internet Commenters, of course.

Did they cover ‘syntax’ in said teachings?

It’s a Baby Boomer saying “Hey, I don’t like this future I’m in. I was promised a different future. I want THAT future back! Gimme gimme gimme.”

“Tension between Bandidos OMG and Cossacks MC remains high in Texas”

I can help you get your money back! If you’ve been scammed on Airbnb, just wire me $100 to account number 3013493295 and I’ll get working on it right away!

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

IBM’s computer thinks in chocolate and vanilla. Sometimes what it knows is chocolate, sometimes it’s vanilla, sometimes it’s a swirl. Sometimes, though, the swirl melts; then you have to decide if there was more chocolate or more vanilla in that puddle. IBM just hired a fat kid that can tell the difference.

My son’s on the autism spectrum. He’ll be turning 8 next month, and we’re not doing a party because I’m afraid this exact thing will happen to him. (We’re taking him to an amusement park instead)

Had you taken the time to read both actual articles, you would have seen that first, no one's talking in terms of "good" or "bad." Second, the applesauce article - also written by me - makes note of cholesterol, but doesn't claim that it's somehow bad, and even for saying that the discussion in the comments highlights…