What’s a Gawker and how does it have an office? ;)

Then you should definitely check this:

Living in South Africa, bribing cops is a fairly regular affair - normally the cop will say something like “I’m so hungry”, “It’s so hot, I wish I had a coldrink” or even “So what do you want to do about this fine?”.

Bill? Is that you?

I don’t know if you get this in the USA, but for really bad bum rash for the wee ones, we use

Yeah, he made a mountain out of that one...

Any cream based liqueur and lime cordial (around here its called a “woman’s revenge”)

My son also has ASD, luckily for us he is attending an autism specific school and will be inviting pupils from the school to his party next month. He was “expelled” from his previous school for biting another kid (he is turning 3 next month).

I can't see much from the top of this tree - Russel

This guy has been in the news before: