This is ridiculous. They will have probably 6 to 8 police cars shadowing the vehicle they are in at all times. And the baby isn't really going to travel with them that much. He's going to be staying at a hotel/rented house with his nanny

Why is everyone being a closed minded cunt about this article? The term video game is obviously used loosely and being able to predict what answers lead to what consequences doesn't disprove the overall point neither does the fact that Buzzfeed wins from you playing.

Who here has not written terrible poetry and then read it aloud crying in a classroom full of their judgmental peers?

It must have been a very frustrating role, to be the girl that nearly makes out with Heath Ledger... sexual frustration for years after I'm sure.

QUOTE | "It's always struck me as a little odd how resentful players are in the F2P business model about paying a couple dollars when they don't think twice about paying $50 for the same amount of fun or gameplay time." - Veteran designer Steve Meretzky, talking about the evolution of free-to-play games.

That — or the post is very real and the pic is very old and the beer belly has made a triumphant reappearance.

ugh why won't you go get murdered by him for our amusement? Selfish.

I don't know what's being said in the video, but it reminds me a lot of Mameshiba, the puppy-bean who spouts off random facts to the person who's about to eat him.

"Christian". They're called "Christian".

But please DON'T

Long Johns exist for a reason. ;)

Food. I would call those animals food.

Actually, the idea of having no limits on spells/abilities has been around since the release of the Game Genie for the NES. So Dota 2 copied it from Nintendo a long time ago... those crooks!

Oh, let me also add that you seem to bit unhinged and more than a bit hysterical.

Meh as opposed to all the human laborers who are essentially slaves picking all the vegetables. I'd rather eat a factory farmed animal.

No but she should have been culturally aware enough to recognize that perhaps a video for a song entitled "Ratchet" where she (a white woman) is the star and she is surrounded by black back up dancers functioning almost like racial props may have been perceived as "problematic." If she was expressly "pushing the…

End of March, 2011

I decided to announce my pregnancy today. Everyone that doesn't already know will think it's a prank. But it's a long con - the real joke is that they'll think I'm kidding when I actually am pregnant. So 8 months from now they'll all look like fools!

And yet, even when it is not April 1, these people REALLY DO think theyre smart and youre dumb because you didnt know something you had no way of knowing. They DO think they have gottten something over on you. WTH.

I think real and actual Jennifer Lawrence would be horrified.