You come off as super foul in every single one of your replies. Take it down a couple notches.

You.. went to college? That's your inside scoop on what an academic career involves? And you think teaching load is an appropriate measure of overall workload for a research university?

Remember, folks: Ending oppression should only be done if the comfort of the oppressors is not infringed upon.

Problem will be, people see it on a guy and will maybe get the joke, but women will invariably be denoted as fake gamer girls for not understanding that its Link and not Zelda, as if they personally made the shirt.

That's probably required for like 90 percent of all jobs, everywhere.

I take selfies because when you go through albums from my childhood you never ever see my mother. She was either behind the camera or hiding from it. My husband is terrible about taking pictures in general, and I like to capture the "moment". I do not want my kids to be going through family albums wondering where I…

Then don't.

I just made an incredibly stupid comment and Kinja ate it. If it reappears in 20 minutes, I'm sorry I'm an idiot. If it does not reappear continue to be impressed with my wit.

My son is allergic to corn and corn byproducts. Found out after two years, about $10k in medical tests and I diagnosed him with both. Nine doctors, including an infectious disease doc, two gi docs.... Ugh, I could go on. Corn is in EVERYTHING. EVERY FUCKING THING. From fruit cups to sunblock. Had to completely change…

I checked my reflection but I didn't know what to look for so I'm sure I have thyroid disease.

It annoys me so much when people make jokes like "Haha she's having a hamburger with a DIET Coke," because, really at this point I've been drinking the stuff since I was 14. It just tastes better to me now. If I'm having a Coke, it's the diet kind...otherwise I'll just have water :/

As a researcher/scientist, these articles are insanely frustrating to read. "Things that I can't pronounce, or be bothered to learn about via scientific research, are scary and related to SCARY THINGS and buzzwords and every disease known to medical science. AND I WON'T ELABORATE ON IT. I just want to publish…

Not this pseudoscience again!

You guys realize there are just as many, if not more, messed-up things in the nail polish and drugstore makeup (and non-drugstore makeup) you constantly cover, right? The Ewg.org/skindeep database is not for the faint-hearted.

This is only accurate for the popular people who went to poor public schools. The popular rich kids with rich parents silver spooned their asses all the way to the top. Best school, good connects. All ready to wolf up wallstreet and pollute the ocean.

Surprisingly, the anti-vax wackadoodles mostly stopped coming (compared to last year), it must have been the Kinja update last year that scared them off.

I think it is time for Clowns to rebrand. We need some sort of popular culture feature where they aren't creepy or evil.

What about those of us who aren't afraid of clowns, we just think they're stupid?

When I read the title of the article, I was really worried that a gay couple actually created the hoax. And while horrible people come in all sexualities, it would have really sucked for the general LGBT+ community for two of their own to be behind something like this. The fact that it's the radio station is still…

No one does tie-dye parties for six-year-olds. No one.