For the third time, if your issue with my analogy is that she could have chosen not to take the class, then you must think that my analogy would be fine if an employer said during the interview process “to move up in this job, you can either strip for me or clean toilets at 3AM for 2 months”. It would still not be…

Once again, I want to know what kind of jobs you people are being offered where it would be appropriate for a boss to say that ever, ever, during an interview or sprung on you during the job. It is inappropriate whether it’s said when you’re in the midst of something or at the start. If you’re in an interview for a…

I mean I don’t know about you but I don’t find that any better. If the job is not “sex worker” and the boss tells me “in this job you will have to have sex with your employers to advance”, I would consider that sexual harassment. My argument did not at all hinge on the idea that the ultimatum was sudden or unexpected.

I find “it’s on the syllabus/you could have dropped it/there’s a second option!” to be completely reductive.

“The student is fine, but the parent is a jerk - the fault clearly lies with the student here, let’s whine about Milennials!”

Well, it’s a damn good thing I didn’t say that then!

Misanthrope is clearly referring to him quitting every other week, not quitting once.

There’s a big subset of people that hate on all food that’s cheap and not handmade. They also hate sauces from a jar, frozen burritos, McDonald’s, and anything they deem “trashy”.

To be fair, the good fake breasts and I presume fake butts will be good enough that you’ll look at it and say “see? I TOLD you that real breasts/butts are better!”

Omg I’m drunk and my mom isn’t dead but the idea of her not being with me is...now I’m sobbing omg.

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I think according to the Jez authors the original piece was satirizing people that make judgments on what’s appropriate to wear.

This is just some stream-of-consciousness bullshit that’s designed to vaguely knock Willow down without actually saying anything of worth.

Hint: The point of the rerelease is not the steps on how to beat the game.

I meant to say that suggesting anyone get counseling based on what you imagine their mental state to be based on a comment on the internet is wildly inappropriate, which you clearly don’t get.

1. You’re building up a strawman. Who said anyone was “systematically crying in [their] cornflakes”? It feels nice to build up a person that doesn’t exist to knock down, but you make no points there.

You automatically become a judgmental asshole when you start telling people how they “should” feel about things. Say a guy goes around punching everyone he sees, no exceptions. Most people can take it just fine, and maybe get mildly annoyed. One person gets a punch on his broken arm and collapses to the ground in…

I LOVE HOLDING UP MY DRESS. It makes me feel like a princess.

I think, given the context of this story, this is the most important question.

Yes, I’m sure many people agree with you. You should probably go commiserate with the many, many other people that are expressing the same opinion on many comment threads without challenge, instead of responding to me.