I think we need Leslie Knope in here to officially marry them.

Eh, some crappy people are rich too, just like some good people are poor.

That could be too, I don't know much about celebrity contracts - just the idea that this was an emotional reaction and not a business-based reaction is pretty laughable.

Did anyone actually think A&E suspended the dude because they were surprised and offended by his words, not because they thought people might boycott if they didn't? I'd be surprised if anyone was so naive.

I was going to say make sure your replacement loves commenters and GT as much as you did, but if it's Burt then...there's really no worry there.

You can create them online!

Ugh that just gave me the very distinct memory of having my neighbor over for a sleepover and she had a panic attack partway through the night and wanted to go home, but both her parents were deaf and the usual signal that the phone is ringing (lights switching on and off) weren't waking them up. I can't even remember…

Trying to justify spending 10 bucks on a typing game.

I literally asked a question and gave a response for both answers. Why would you think I assumed anything, given that? Since your answer seems to be no, that brings me to my second question: why did you post about this? What point were you trying to make by telling everyone in a comment section of an article about her…

Do you think if a person drives drunk once without harming anyone other than themselves, they deserve to die?

Oh my god can I just talk about how my mom posted a status about my boyfriend's dad dying BEFORE HE EVEN ANNOUNCED IT? Then she hid it from him and I because she doesn't understand Facebook and thought if she didn't our friends would see it on their newsfeeds. I was so fucking pissed. I didn't even mention it to…

Sure, if you have real criticisms. These were not real criticisms, and they certainly weren't "you should become an atheist" criticisms. You guys keep acting like I'm not talking about something specific that you can LOOK AT up there and see that it's not a thought-out, valid criticism of Christianity. It's just an…

My mother is Facebook obsessed and I'm Facebook apathetic and it makes for really obnoxious conversations. She literally told me that she thought she was getting fired because her boss didn't "like" any of her statuses or pictures over the weekend. Once she joked with me (at least, I pray it was a joke) that she…

You go down a dangerous road when you start trying to become the arbiter of what should hurt or not hurt other people. Everyone has things that hurt them that don't hurt other people; if I was told that talking about how much I like my new set of knives hurts someone near me because they fear knives, I wouldn't talk…

Is it too late to invite myself to one of your slumber parties?

There are lots of spiderweb-based hints before they actually show up too, so it's not like if you don't leave at the exact right second you'll be surprised by them. You can't miss the "SPIDERS ARE COMING" cues.

I used to intentionally do it because it felt cool by crossing my legs with my ankle on my knee and relaxing my foot...but then I did it and had to walk suddenly and then I stopped because fuck that.

Hasn't anyone ever tried to walk on a numb foot?

Being Christian does not give you any more gatekeeper rights to what hurts people than anyone else.

You realize I'm an atheist, right?