I really had to click the link to understand wtf these were. Not impressed.

This mindset is terrifying. Mentally ill people have rights too, you know.

Is 2 minutes even significant, data-wise? I'm just thinking how my normal porn-related 'batin session can vary wildly depending on how much time I have, how I feel, the last time I had sex or 'bated, what kind of porn I'd like to watch and how easy it is to find, whether or not I use toys...the list goes on and on.

What purpose are you serving by wondering that? What point are you trying to make?

...her fatally injured infant son to lead...

I would love to read a follow-up to this too.

The reason flights cost more in December isn't because December is expensive inherently, it's because of Christmas. If we moved Christmas, December would be cheap and January would be expensive.

Website says "Nachos".

I believe they asked people just to send in pictures of school lunches, not send in pictures of the worst ones, so you get a good spread on what's "normal" in a lunchroom.

Glad to help! In the future if you want something shared there it's easiest to find some fluffy post and comment on it asking the author to share it for you; chances are they will because there's no reason not to! :)

I'm going to blow your mind right now. Are you ready?

Once I asked the employees catering a big breakfast how many eggs it took to make scrambled eggs. They cracked the fuck up at me thinking they individually cracked every single egg and didn't use Egg Beaters. They even had a different employee walk up and say "Man, I'm so tired, I was up all last night cracking eggs!"

I know that was tagged Groupthink, but has it been shared to Groupthink? Do you mind if I do?

And then out, and then back in again. Then out, then in. Hopefully for at least 10 minutes.

I was trying to figure out why the name was so funny for the dick movie, turns out it's "UnHung Hero", not "Unsung Hero". Makes sense!

I'm on my phone so I can't do much hardcore googling, but everything I can find disagrees with your statements on universities, and I can't figure out what you're talking about when it comes to telcos.

There are also animals where the female fucks all the guys, because then all the guys provide for her child because they all think it's theirs. That can easily fit into "women should sleep around" evopsych, but you're right - they'll never start with that hypothesis, which means they'll never craft studies…

This comment really fights your "irrationally and unjustifiably happy" claim downthread.

Do you also believe that the laws should change so someone can walk into your house and say anything they'd like, and you shouldn't be allowed to kick them out because we should "err on the side of less censorship"?

If anyone says anything about it to you, be sure to tell them "living in a house is an unnatural state. Deal with it cavemen."