“Dancers do nothing wrong by working their trade, but they also should not be hired by anyone because my strict moral code says so.”

Honestly, any of the shorter games on my Top 25 - Mega Man X, Raiden II, Sonic 3 and Knuckles.... If it doesn’t require a huge time sink, I’ll give it a whirl every once in a while.

You know, you say that, and yet, aside from maybe Lost Odyssey, we have not had a single turn-based JRPG on par with the Square golden age since the early oughts...

He didn’t want a spoiler warning, he wanted a trigger warning. It’s people like you, Jason, that have bred this exact sort of bubblewrapped self-entitlement.

“Give me a trigger warning, because I want life to be tailored exclusively for ME, ME, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!”

Lost Odyssey! The games industry needs to take a look at this game (and not its sales numbers) to get an idea of how to make an RPG right. For all intents and purposes, Lost Odyssey is a Final Fantasy game, from back when that name meant something.

WILD MGTOW APPEARED

At my workplace, we have department groups. !-Service, !-ElecEngineering, !-IT, President, Jimmy - “Has anyone seen my laptop charger?”

“Boohoo, poor me, I have to work for a living?! Why can’t the government just give me enough free money to enable a comfortable life?”

Persona.

Except that’s not what this scene is. It’s not nearly as stupid as the Tumblr mistranslation suggests it is.

You could say the same about CDProjeckt Red’s “Cyberpunk 2077”.

Soma was 2015’s best game. There is no moral choice, but that’s the fucking point. I have to wonder if this game is a cloud, because it seems to be way over your head.

It’s pretty clear that you don’t know what a wage slave is. But hey, good on you for having an explosive temper tantrum designed to somehow justify your shitty sub-human-wage job at a shitty company that doesn’t give a damn about you. What do you make, $14 an hour? At most? That’s not a living wage - that might be…

Soma. Game of the Year 2015.

Amazing, Klepek. Not only did you take a story I wrote weeks ago (and greatly expanded on it), but you actually stole screenshots from my TAY article as well. Bravo! Gold star for super effort!

It gets easier once you realize RAGE, another Bethesda-backed project, resembles Fallout 4 more than Fallout 4 resembles New Vegas.

I got a WiiU MK8 bundle for $250 a few days before Black Friday, which is $80 off here in Canada. Also picked up Final Fantasy Type-0 for $20, and a Majora’s Mask 3DS case for $10 (mostly got it to get free shipping on Type-0). Also bought that Jump game on PSN, but it’s not very good.

I completely agree with this statement. Except the combat, because I prefer to play the diplomatic way. :3 Talk it out, or they talk to a headshot from a hunting rifle in VATS.

You’re missing Xenoblade. I know you have your own tastes - and a marked preference for a cutesy aesthetic - but ignoring the things that make Xenoblade great is no excuse to excluse its mention in a Best Of list.