Is Kotaku still trying to aim itself at militant feminists and bleeding hearts? Because that bullshit you pulled right before the switch to Kinja made me switch to other sites. If you wanna discuss games, by all means, do so. If you want to push your political agendas and write "poor me" stories, I won't be reading…

The Crab is not capitalized, sir. It's PyramidHeadcrab.

PyramidHeadcrab*

How's being 12 working out for you?

It's not spam, you cunt-brained troglodyte. Try picking up a dictionary someday - it teaches you how to words!

I'd love to see you do better, you fat piece of shit.

Yaaaaaaaaaaay. Another story Kotaku has "borrowed" from a TAY post. How do I know that? I posted this story on TAY like three days ago. >_>;

Second.

This totally makes up for years of lies and broken promises...

I really wouldn't mind giving the Trilogy another go... I loved the first, hated the second, and never played the third... But I'm curious to see how my choices might affect the endgame.

Public pressure is one of the few things that can compel a corporation to do much of anything. If we keep screaming, "We want this game/series!", they'll make it. If I had to render a guess, I'd say Capcom's sales numbers have been pretty bad the last few years... Otherwise, they wouldn't say anything about it at all.

As someone who once took marketing, I can tell you that it was likely a correlation between people who buy games and buy that particular brand of apple juice (i.e., white, middle-class, middle-aged mothers). An example we went over in my marketing class was chocolate milk - they make the chocolate bar flavoured ones…

Oh, so it actually WAS Kraft Dinner then. I remember they started making this again in the late 90's. :P I'd buy it if they still made it, even though I don't like very many Mario games.

Between this and the added attention to Mega Man at PAX (which Kotaku hasn't reported on for some reason - hop on this Mike, you're the only competent reporter here!), it appears that Capcom is trying to turn over a new leaf with its fans. I won't believe it until I see it, but I used to be convinced that they were…

I can't seem to find any pictures, but does anyone else remember the Super Mario variations of Zoodles and Kraft Dinner? It probably wasn't those brands, but we use those as generic terms for "canned pasta" and "boxed mac and cheese", respectively, here in Canada.

Nothing at all. The Lolipop Chainsaw one has me legitimately confused, and the Female Link cosplay is just way overdone.

Is... That Lollipop Chainsaw costume a dude in drag, or just a very ugly woman? Also, can we have ONE conference where nobody cosplays as Female Link?

"According to what looks like a Jump Magazine leak (below), the HD remaster of Final Fantasy X is coming to the PlayStation with a Final Fantasy X-2 remaster on the same disc."

EA deserves a spot on a list like that, but there's so many other companies in the US that are so much worse. XD

#BadJokes