Or you could just spend a dollar and buy these instead.

Welp, that looks terrible. I'll stick to L4D2, thanks.

Fuck trophies and achievements - this is the one thing console manufacturers should require on their consoles. Also, to Sony... R1 is the worst possible button one could use to shoot. R2 makes far more sense.

I'd heard XCOM is mechanically similar to Valkyria Chronicles, which was my GOTY 2008. That alone got me excited. Still, I'm waiting for a price drop... Very, very rarely do I spend more than $30 on a factory-sealed game.

Really? Of all the things to complain about... Tribes is the only multiplayer shooter I've played with the OPTION of having a female character. XD TF2 sure as hell doesn't, although Pyro is ambiguous... But no one complains that TF2 is sexist.

My GOTY contenders, all of which I hope Kotaku will at least consider!

I dislike first person games when they'd be better without the first person perspective. Same goes for shooters though - there's too many of both.

Wow, Demolition Man? My childhood, you've dug it up.

Have you checked that your computer is turned on?

Germans trying to scrub off their Nazi heritage is like an overweight American telling people they never eat processed food.

Has Charles Barkley ever attempted to sue over this franchise?

Wait... Wal-Mart sells second-hand game consoles as brand-new? Fuck that shit, I'm never buying a console from Wal-Mart!

Oh no, the human body in its natural form. How horrible and offensive. Definitely unacceptable - way worse than killing Arabs or selling drugs in video games. How dare you, Gamestop. You monsters, you.

I don't know about the rest of you, but Clementine annoyed the piss out of me. I've never been the type to feel sympathy for a child character "just because".

He didn't invent them, no, but the zombie "rules" that every game and movie nowadays uses was established mostly by Romero.

>"A slow year for zombies".

That Sega Genesis collection on Amazon is just amazing.

Funny thing is, the "conservative" parties in Canada and most European countries are still further-left than the Democrats on most issues. And yet, if you watch Faux News, you'd think the Dems were the Noam Chomsky Party.

They must think our Liberal Party are a bunch of pinko commies. Forget our NDP, which are currently the opposition (second-most seats in parliament) to our Conservative government. Here's their basic platform.

I'd clean up your vocabulary, then. I don't mean to be an asshole - that's just a natural part of how I come across. But for your good, I'd suggest leaning away from American terminology. I personally think that "liberal" is considered left in the US because it's the furthest left their governments have ever gone. :P…