To piss you off.

Nah, I mean professionally-made games, not indie junk.

Fucking boring, isn't it? WAY too many games are made for the "bros", so many and to such an extent that we will never see games like the greats of the SNES and PS1 eras again. They need to make a console that's pure niche, something absolutely bro-less. I would buy forty.

So many thoughts on this one. Like. "Why?" and "Some assembly required" and "How to keep McDonald's meals under 1000 calories".

Why does he have four copies of Super Mario World?

Damn, that only increases the amount of time I need to wait for a price drop.

Thank you for doing this article, Mr. Tostino. It is much appreciated by those of us (me included) who asked for it. Good on you - integrity +2.

Well you need to mod the Wii. I don't know how to do it though - my brother modded it for me, threw a bunch of junk on there that he thought I might use, like the ability to play N64 wads off DVD and play DVD movies.

It's actually amazing how adaptable the PS3 controller is. I use it on both my PC (for emulators and certain Steam games) and Wii (because fuck the Wiimote, most of the good games don't even need it), as well as on my PS3, obvs.

See, I can't tell the difference between that and Pixar.

Well you're wrong, but that's okay.

How is it any different? You build a few character models and drag their appendages around, good for you. It's still the same drag-and-drop nonsense as G-Mod.

"lol I'mma sit at my computer and make a movie *clak-clak-clak*"

I will still not be seeing it, because I still hate lazy CGI movies. They look like shit. I want hand-drawn animated films back. They were better in every way. Also, I'd love to see some legit special effects in more movies, not just CGI bullshit.

I feel like I just read a creepypasta.

Live is a waste of money no matter what you play.

The funny part is how they could play a superior version on PC without having to pay an online subscription fee. 360 devouts truly are the stupidest gamers out there.

Any time.

Hipsters don't know what any of those things are. Between baseball, leadership and dance classes, these upper middle class fuckwits have probably never played any of the consoles they worship.