If you aren’t already - marry that chick.

My dad would turn off the TV on us with five minutes to go in the episode growing up, and it spawned 30 years of mild resentment. Letting us have five minutes to finish the show wouldn’t have hurt him or us.

The way my petty is set up....

There’s a pile of them in my neighborhood. Some people prefer smaller cars than can be parked easily.

Who leaves an open can of beer in the fridge? 

bet she’s going to be one of THOSE women in 18 years who defends her son and his football team against the ~nasty hos~ who are accusing them of gang rape.

LOL... Bad drunken take on my part.  

Thanks, I enjoy making adults and children laugh at the pool.

I’ve come to the conclusion that anytime now you see anything starting with Influencer, its going to be some stupid shit that irks tf out of you.

I really wonder what’s going on at Delta. They’ve been really aggressive about enforcing mask-wearing on their flights even to the point of permanently banning people from flying on their planes and now this. Tossing Karen off the flight is one thing but an upgrade and a “Black Lives Matter” Delta pin? I’m stunned. If…

Damn, now Karen's gotta be flying Spirit and Frontier from now on. 

See Lincoln Navigator. I’ve seen a few rolling around and those are pricy

Difference or not, it still looks godawful.

Or a slightly drunk US Senator from Oklahoma; our favorite asswipe associated with “Snowball”.

lol, i was actually thinking of the senator from OK, Jim Inhofe. If you arent familiar and are so inclined google his crazy bullshit flying hijinks up. What an asshole.

When Jeep’s first “Advantage” is heritage, my response is,

Aren’t PUA at least supposed to LOOK like they can get laid?

It was a God damn joke. 

Yes, and riding a mtn bike is easy and fun too on it

Megan, any chance we can ditch the whole “lost their virginity” language altogether? Even if she didn’t have a penis in her vagina until she was with Liam, if she had any other kind of consensual sexual experience before that, I think that counts a hell of a lot more than “first penis.” It’s way too heterocentric and…