Thanks, I enjoy making adults and children laugh at the pool.

I’ve come to the conclusion that anytime now you see anything starting with Influencer, its going to be some stupid shit that irks tf out of you.

I really wonder what’s going on at Delta. They’ve been really aggressive about enforcing mask-wearing on their flights even to the point of permanently banning people from flying on their planes and now this. Tossing Karen off the flight is one thing but an upgrade and a “Black Lives Matter” Delta pin? I’m stunned. If…

Damn, now Karen's gotta be flying Spirit and Frontier from now on. 

See Lincoln Navigator. I’ve seen a few rolling around and those are pricy

Difference or not, it still looks godawful.

Or a slightly drunk US Senator from Oklahoma; our favorite asswipe associated with “Snowball”.

lol, i was actually thinking of the senator from OK, Jim Inhofe. If you arent familiar and are so inclined google his crazy bullshit flying hijinks up. What an asshole.

When Jeep’s first “Advantage” is heritage, my response is,

Aren’t PUA at least supposed to LOOK like they can get laid?

Yes, and riding a mtn bike is easy and fun too on it

I’m not one either and never understood this “sport”... I’d rather just go for a hike lol. At least they’re all having a good time

I went ahead and made a new meme for him.

Megan, any chance we can ditch the whole “lost their virginity” language altogether? Even if she didn’t have a penis in her vagina until she was with Liam, if she had any other kind of consensual sexual experience before that, I think that counts a hell of a lot more than “first penis.” It’s way too heterocentric and…

Ben Shapiro is that guy from college who wants to convince you the female orgasm is a myth and the clitoris doesn’t have any nerve endings.

Wait, Ben Shapiro is married, yet he’s unfamiliar with wet pussies?

I’m extremely lucky in that both the women in my life (wife and daughter,) are both efficient packers. I’m usually the one with more bags to account for, bringing the computer and the camera and whatnot.

I can do a M-F business trip with an underseat size roll-a-board that also fits in the smallest of regional jet overhead bins. My BFF, however, managed to fill the back of my BMW wagon to the point there was stuff on the back seat on a 4-day getaway to DC! She is going to need a trailer if she ever has a kid...

I posted this a while back. I swear this is what my wife would pack for a day trip to the beach and back, just in case we might have to stay a night somewhere.

They appear to be driving through some beige void.