What about a family of four requires a minivan?

I’m now hearing this in Mr. Regular’s voice:  “Dodge Journey:  The official car of the rhythm method.”

I know, but still, I like to hear the lies people come up with to avoid saying the real answer.

I think we all know the answer. 

This was in a small town in Northern Michigan where everyone carries a pistol on their hip and lives a life full of anger and hatred... I was the liberal wearing a mask in a seeeaaaaa of maskless Trump supporters. It was best for me to just keep my mouth zipped.

Better take it easy on the ramp out the door, too.

This is why I fly a massive ‘Murican flag on my Silverado. So something ‘Murican is on it.

The van driver should have pulled over on his own Accord. Now he’ll going to get a Civic lesson on hit and runs. Hopefully the punishment Fits the crime and he goes on an Odyssey to his local penitentiary.

Just let me work from home up to 3 days a week or something...while there are things I need to be in the office for, I don’t need to be in the office every single day. 

Maybe the extroverts deserve this fate

And the introverts are so far loving it :)

Don’t worry, everyone. I hate myself too.

I was always annoyed at how they handled Buell. We all wanted an American Ducati but it never really materialized. 

This is funny, but also begs the question what’s so different between Harley making the same bikes for 40 years, and FCA never bothering to replace the LX/LD platform that supports their lineup.

It’s kinda like when your girlfriend breaks up with you and you tell all your mutual friends that you are doing fine and are better off without her, but really you cry yourself to sleep every night while alternating between pulls straight from a plastic vodka bottle and eating store brand Lucky Charms right out the…

Weird, the Harley enthusiasts in my area seem to be of a darker hue. White dentists ride Africa twins now. 

FCA should buy Harley. All the dinosaurs gotta stick together.

Two of those people are women. Two of them!

I looked at those mugshots for too long, and am now hopelessly addicted to meth.

Wanda will tell you all you need to know about this show: