Two of those people are women. Two of them!

I looked at those mugshots for too long, and am now hopelessly addicted to meth.

Wanda will tell you all you need to know about this show:

Hot Pockets

It was a brilliant speed driven declaration of filth and fury.   Loved it.

Hunter S Thompson raises a margarita in your direction somewhere out there, methinks.

I used to work at Chic Fil-A in the mall from 83-85. We were the “cool fast food chicks” not like those losers over at Orange Julius or Morrow’s Nut House. Just kidding. But the guys at Baskin Robbins were the hotties.

Michael I have often said they don’t pay you enough for this shit and these emails prove that. Demand a raise tomorrow. 

The running joke in my family was that my dad married my mom just to get to hang out with my brother (her kid from first, really shitty marriage). The second they started walking back down the aisle, my brother said “DO I GET TO CHANGE MY NAME NOW?” and immediately ran to the wedding register, and there’s a pic of him…

My mom was adopted. She used to tell people her real dad was Elvis when they asked.

Mommy blogging is one massive circle-jerk. 

To sum all of that up
I am sorry I got caught!!!!!!!!!!!!

she’ll never get another job anything like it

If she comes home to find the husband in bed with the bird watcher...hell we may be talking a CMA award for “Country Music Song of the Century” or something.

The correct analogy comes from “Friday”, as far as being thrown out of the outside:

Sorry, Amy. Someone’s got to take the hit for the team. Coz now what we have is an opportunity to raise an admonishing finger and say, “Ah, ah, ah! Remember Amy from the Ramble*? You may want to rethink this, Karen.” when faced with such a moment in our lives.

Solid front axles, way more capable off road, electronically simpler, rebuildable subsystems....and designed, by Toyota, from the ground up to last forever.

Ok, freaking Norm Abram, we get it with the eye protection.

1. If it spins, wear safety goggles or face shield.

We had the same thing in Northern California when we were experiencing a major drought a few years back. State and local government officials told us we had to conserve water and use only what was necessary. Well, we did that but then got rewarded with an increase in our water rates because we were so good at…

this is what the voices in my head keep telling me