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A few years ago in Trumps office

It’s almost as if women no longer want to be associated to the lying douchenuggets in this administration.

Working title: I Thought I Could Sup With the Devil But My Spoon Was Too Short.

This mess is going to make such a great HBO miniseries someday. If we survive to see it.

It’s amazing how many scumbag businesses were running all of these Doomsday Prepper style commercials on Fox News during the Obama years trying to convince old Republicans that Armageddon was at the doorstep. Now, it actually looks like it might be on the doorstep, and you see everyone else getting ready for it, and

Has it only been a year with the talking hairpiece?

I’ve been gone from social media for about a year now. Don’t miss it at all, and I notice that all my friends are finding other ways of communicating, too. We’re not in each others’ underwear 24/7 like we were for years, but we’ve been remembering that...this is okay.

i’ve often heard something to the effect that “everything goes to the lowest bidder.”

Phhh, only if you’re a looser who thinks a bridge is required before walking over a river, or being inside a car is required before driving it. I prefer to do everything the correct way, so I develop my film before shooting it.

Rich people do all kinds of irrational things when they feel they may loose their money..... divorce, flee the country , suicide. Poor people are cool with loss and struggle

At least Vanessa’s smart enough to get out before the assets are frozen.

I saw an article speculating that it’s a “no contest” divorce because the plan is to quickly transfer all assets to her, so they can’t be seized.

I will die if all three of his kids wind up getting divorced in the next few months. Then the big one, when Melania divorces him. The family is nothing but a bunch of dysfunctional losers and scammers. I’m sure Vanessa got sick of that crazy, toxic mess of a family and decided to bounce.

There was a civ-e prof at my school who famously warned students in his class about his grading philosophy thusly: Bridge falls down, no partial credit.

What? No! He’s Snake Plissken! Always and forever!

They were shooting a Kurt Russell movie in my neighbourhood last week. My friend who is younger than me didn’t know who he was. I desperately tried to explain Captain Ron and couldn’t do it the justice it deserved!

Mark Wahlberg dies in the Perfect Storm. That’s a happy movie ending involving a boat.

I haven’t turned on MTV/VH1 in close to a decade. What the hell do they even broadcast nowadays?

I mean, Zinke is absolutely the type to go apeshit when someone refers to a detachable bullet holder as a “clip” instead of a “magazine”. So... at least he’s staying in character?

Ultimately, Ard was fired for “poor performance,” according to the Chronicle.