Counterpoint: I actually myself work in immigration law and these are hard to get.

Why couldn’t he have waited a couple weeks. :( Mini-me bought some really low stock during the 2008 recession, and it ALMOST got to my pie-in-the-sky at the time sell price two days ago. ALMOST.

I, um, found a Henry Miller novel lying around when I was eight or nine. I’m sure this explains volumes about me...

“After Drinking, Head Here!”

You seem like you’d be very enjoyable to hang out with. People with random knowledge are fun to listen to.

Plus, she can bake. <sigh> It’s true what they say....the good ones are always married, gay, or on the run from the law.

Yes, the song is an absolute necessity.

I paid actual money to purchase Body Heat after reading Kathleen Turner’s autobiography, since it was her first film.

Nasyrova was also reportedly wanted for the alleged murder of a woman in Russia and for “preying on” various New York City men. She is said to have been enjoying a “carefree” life in Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn.

Someone must, so I will...

Only if they bring back the pussy bows and the song, too. Otherwise, no dice.

How could you possibly improve on 9 to 5?? It’s the best movie ever.

She actually does have some posters with wine sayings on them in the office. This is the same woman who told me she had to get rid of her old CrockPot after watching This Is Us. Not because she was mad but she was worried about safety.

So, are we just going to continue to send 18 years olds off to war with actual assault rifles, but not allow them to buy beer or regular rifles at home?

Snappy kids are my favorite. They get my humor and often say what I want to, but can’t. Not mean stuff but they can be blunt in a funny way. Most teachers who really enjoy teaching middle school will enjoy your daughter unless they are the subject of her wrath! That can be rough.

Warning to adults everywhere. These kids are really smart and really good at the social media, stop screwing with them.

I think most guys wouldn’t mind having larger erections, but it’s not something they are going to rush out and jab needles in their dicks to get.

This just reminds me of the Halloween I got kicked out of the Assisted Living Center because dressing as the Grim Reaper was “inappropriate” and “wrong” and “27 is too old to go trick or treating”

I must wholeheartedly ‘Ugh’ this. It is awfully self-satisfied and entitled to think you can swan around in a garment that makes you take up an enormous amount of room and jeopardize collections and also lead a lot of people to think you work for the space. I think she is just a fancy asshole.

“It is inappropriate to ask me, a daughter about accusations of harassment made by other women. I will however mention that Daddy said I Frenched better than all the rest.” - Random White House Employee