And of course he got torn apart by the right wing media for it. Remember how they all talked about crocodile tears after sandy hook? They’re fucking shameless.

Halfway through that second to last paragraph I got a little sad, because suicide is tragic. Then I finished reading that sentence and was considerably, exponentially less sad. Fuck that.

I have a suggestion but if I typed it out I’d probably get banned for real this time.

Who would do this in a public space with live security cameras running. 

Source on that lawsuit due to penis length claim? Because a quick look doesn’t show one....

Or, dealing with the millennial hipsters Chevrolet believes are their primary customer base, judging from the Real People commercials.

I bet that guy thought, “I’m so glad I fired that asshole.” every year around tax time.

I’m not following how he would have any right to look at any records from that dealership. Their sales records are none of his business.

“And, as car salespeople go, he does seem like one of the good ones, referring to himself as an “advisor,” not a salesman, sometimes turning customers away if he thinks they can’t afford a car.”

Well obviously, he doesn’t want to waste his time on someone who won’t/can’t buy a car. This isn’t morality, this is…

““We want to know if the company’s giving numbers they shouldn’t. If they did, they will be sued beyond their wildest dreams. The dealership knows the numbers. They better be careful, according to my attorneys. We’ll make sure no games are played. Or we’re going to get that dealer big time.””

I’m not crazy, but my LOW PRICES are!!!

Hope you don’t mind but I edited your elegant and succinct summary into Haiku form, cause I was raised in the ‘70s:

dude dakota is hot as shit! so is joanna!

I can do it in 8 words: Helen Keller stars in Splash but with fucking.

ALLOW ME: LIQUIDS TAKE THE SHAPE OF THEIR CONTAINER.

be the change you wish to see, nico.

Someday, when the NYT isn’t playing footsie with conservative ideas of how women should behave, we will see an article that is entitled:

Yes, apparently it’s far more important to look good (by another person’s standards and ever-changing opinions) than it is to be comfortable or wear functional clothing. Because the only thing that should matter for women is looking good.

I am a sweat pig. I cannot work out without literally splashing everything within a radius of a foot or so. When I ride my bike, my nose runs and before I figured out snot rockets, it was really gross. As it is, I go for a ride and I’m sweaty, and there are goobers all over, and I get filthy with either dust or mud.

No matter how they counter it the gist of their argument is “No fatties or oldsters in leggings, only hot chicks!”