The polonium they use to weight them doesn’t come cheap.

The polonium they use to weight them doesn’t come cheap.

meh, I work two jobs and go to school. I have zero time to devote to making my own weighted blanket and would much prefer to just click once and have it arrive at my house - professionally made at that.

meh, I work two jobs and go to school. I have zero time to devote to making my own weighted blanket and would much…

I know, and I’m so sorry! I’m bitchy when I’m on the rag.

And now I know what I’m doing on Sunday:)

Me too:) Let’s go to ‘church’ and have a Bloody Mary?

Basically Mexican back then, you mean?

I see Blazing Saddles, I give my star...you beat me to it.

RIP Cleavon & Gene. Siiiiigh.

<whispers> But it was the *Spanish flu.... so, you know....

That being said, she quickly added, “If you’ve already got the flu, I’m gonna pray for you right now ... flu, I bind you off of the people in the name of Jesus. Jesus himself gave us the flu shot.”

I submit “Disappointed, But Not Surprised!”

Re: Selfie Kid

Re cowboys: (start the Marlboro ad - Magnificent Seven theme song here) There are more cowboys in SuperBowl ads than in all of America. If I were making a SuperBowl ad about Pez dispensers, or floor wax, or term life insurance, I’d put a cowboy in it - the Stetson hat, worn boots and sheepskin jacket of a hard workin’…

Sweet baby Jesus Beckham Jr is a beautiful man.

I feel Tide won the night. Now every time I see a commercial or show with people wearing super clean clothes, I will think, “It’s a Tide ad.” It’s a simple catch phrase that is destined to become a running punchline for many future references.

Gestapo, Gazpacho, ICE: Whatever, they’re all cold.

Not going touch that third rail comment.

Depends on the cliff.

This incident aside- statistically speaking, train travel is still safer than jumping off a cliff