The whole Hanoi Jane thing was a setup. She was a pretty naive peace protester who jumped at the opportunity to show the North Vietnamese as human beings who wanted peace as much as people in the US did. The North Vietnamese exploited this by cajoling her to pose on a anti-aircraft gun.

Whatever gives you that idea? :(

The leopards are coming for all your faces, assholes.

And when Berkeley Breathed had Trump’s brain transplanted into Bill the Cat’s body in Bloom County waaaay back in the ’80s, he was just fucking prescient, man.

I posted the entire story.

I read that as IN Tiffany’s box and shuddered.

Again, anything Trump is a poor person’s idea of what rich people are like.

Um, to be fair, serving high end champagne in McDonald’s glasses would be awesome!

I remember a guy a few years ago who wasn’t allowed to join the NYPD because he scored too high on the intelligence tests. A dumb grunt is exactly who they want.

It looked like it only cleaned the bottom half of the headlight.

When I asked the cop why he was taking my weed, he screamed in my face

That Marine also probably acts like a gentleman and treats her with respect, which I am sure is a big change from dealing with her husband.

Melania looks far happier standing next to this Marine that she ever did standing next to her husband. I guess unlike her husband, this guy has large hands.

If we were all 1/10th the person Viola Davis is, the world would achieve immeasurable greatness.

“In the late 1970s, cars were getting smaller”

At least now the gun nuts* have a reason to hate him too.

What if they’re screaming bloody murder and punching my seat across the duration of a 6 hour flight (my current situation)?

“The Prince got sick of being teased by Harry about going bald and this seemed like a practical solution — and one that should stop all the digs too.” Sky News notes that Harry and also Kate have been public teasing William about his hairline for years now.

I never built iPhones

Even if there’s jobs for them, they’ll refuse them. They insist on working the coal mines like their families have for generations. Trump’s support base is the people who refuse to change.